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Pregnant man, breast furniture and sweet revenge December 28, 2006

Posted by grhomeboy in Media.

A pregnant man has been given a slap on the wrist for claiming that he was, well, pregnant. Charles Sibindana, 27, from South Africa, attempted to fake a sick note by using a stolen medical certificate from a centre used by his pregnant girlfriend. But bosses, unsurprisingly, raised the alarm when it mentioned that gynaecologists were involved – doctors Mr Sibindana was apparently unaware are just for women.

He has been fined £70 for the forgery and told “to not to walk around faking sick letters from gynaecologists” as if he were pregnant.

One man learnt that cheating is wrong this week in the most shameful and embarrassing way that his then girlfriend could imagine. Sam Deakin, whose lover Matt East was doing the dirty on her, discovered that not only was he dating one other woman, he was trying to date another 20. Getting her revenge in the best way she knew how, Ms Deakin went online to his MySpace page and changed the captions to his photos to mock him and then altered his password so that he could not access the site, the Sun reports.

Mimicking the Mastercard advert, Ms Deakin wrote: “Dinner in a posh restaurant…$100. Night in a top hotel…$200. Finding out your boyfriend is a lying scumbag and changing his MySpace page so everyone can see…priceless.” The site received more than 500,000 hits in five days with women dismissing him as a “total loser”. But despite the public shame, Mr East does not seem to be that bothered, telling the tabloid: “I admit I cheated. I’m just a man.”

A contest to find the schoolboy or girl with the biggest bum has been scrapped in Brazil after officials branded it offensive. Mix Radio’s Biggest Ass in School competition invited pupils to take pictures of their classmates’ and teacher’s backsides, Ananova reports Terras Noticias Populares as saying.

The pictures were to be sent into the station and a cash prize given to the biggest found, but understandably a court in Sao Paulo ruled that the competition is illegal. A spokesperson for the Sao Paulo justice department said: “This contest is offensive and violent, we can’t tolerate it.”

If you’re looking for a piece of unusual furniture, then Dutch carpenter Mario Philippona’s products could be just the thing – if you like women. His range of cupboards, wardrobes and tables are inspired by female anatomy, for example one piece in the range, entitled TittyFruity is a fruit bowel adorned with life-sized breasts. Nice.

“The shape of a woman, her organic architecture, combined with my passion for wood inspired me to sculpt these sexy designs,” he said.

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